best-of-funny:

fluttershwee:

benoistmelissas:

DO

NOT

SPEAK

TO ME

WHEN

I HAVE

HEADPHONES

ON

JESUS

CHRIST

X

rampaigehalseyface:

seababe:

You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

basedgodniall:

I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

sodamnrelatable:

“mom im so bored”

“you can do your homework!”